I need these little bastards out of my house, off my streets, and in the house doing homework that will not benefit them in the slightest way when they’re my age. Time to go back to school bitches.
If you have 2-3 year olds, some parents will tell you it gets better when they reach 4. They are some lying motherfuckers.
Stone Cold was tired of buying MSG-laced bottles of Stir Fry sauce for a stir fry meal I eat all the time. I’m not a crunchy health nut or anything. but avoiding MSGs is something I try to do. I’m also a cheap SOB, and why should I pay for a bottle of shit when I […]
Stone Cold Daddy is a gas bag of empty rhetoric and shit to say in regards to parenting that most people don’t give a shit about. Every now and again however, I take time to impart wisdom/knowledge from my personal stash of helpful shit. That’s Latin for “maybe you’ll dig some of my stupid human […]