If my daughter were a car, she’d do 0-100 in under 1.5 seconds. In terms of a child, she does 0 to “what can I do to make my father want to kill me” in under 1.5 seconds.
The Meltdown Chronicles
If you have 2-3 year olds, some parents will tell you it gets better when they reach 4. They are some lying motherfuckers.
A: Fuck no. Q: Do you think the list of ridiculous reasons for your daughter’s tantrums will ever end?
She is the most ridiculous person of all time. My daughter could have a seizure over a shoelace. That isn’t hyperbole. Let’s take a look at a few more bullshit reasons for my little girl to lose her shit.
The wheels come off. An earth shattering, eardrum-melting, head splitting temper tantrum is unleashed. Their reasons continue to baffle the hell out of me.